Black Diamond Climbers' Aid Tape: Your Grit-Loving Partner!
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Boreo: Your Rock's Best Mate. Light, Tough, Petzl's Head Protection. Ready for Adventure?
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Grigri: Your Mate in Climbing, Always There to Belay Safely.
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